Kasukuwere humiliates Mugabe bootlickers

HARARE - President Robert Mugabe’s Zanu PF bootlickers were embarrassed at the weekend after the party’s political commissar, Saviour Kasukuwere, blocked them in their stampede to shake the 92-year-old leader’s hands.

Kasukuwere — who was the master of ceremonies at Mugabe’s welcome rally at the Harare International Airport, upon his return from the United Nations General Assembly meeting — blatantly told dozens of junior Zanu PF officials who had lined up to greet the nonagenarian that they were not qualified to do so.

Singling out the party’s Mount Pleasant legislator, Jason Pasade, and a youth league official, Tendai Wenyika, Kasukuwere seemed to accuse them of seeking to convey some message to Mugabe clandestinely by “scratching his palm” during the handshakes.

“Those people, who are stampeding to meet the president when they are not supposed to be there, should go back.

“There are too many chefs there, Jason come back here! You are not supposed to be there and in any case, I will still tell the president that you are also here when I introduce officials present,” he said.

“The same applies to Tendai, please come back... together with the one who is clutching a bag, just come back,” the combative Kasukuwere — popularly known as “Tyson”, in reference to Mike Tyson the former US heavyweight boxer — went on.

The evidently mortified officials obliged, with their faces and shoulders drooping, as Kasukuwere continued to humiliate them saying “I know you want to pinch and cause cracks in the old man’s hands as you scratch him”.

Mugabe — with a rose in his hand — appeared charmed by Kasukuwere as he went on to chant slogans exalting the man.

“Pamberi  nemaministers edu, napolitical commissar vedu ava VaKasukuwere, newomen’s league yakatungamirirwa na amai vedu First Lady (Grace Mugabe), neyouth league yakatungamirirwa naVa (Kudzanai) Chipanga…pasi ne MDC nezvimwewo zvakazovambwa zvitototo, pasi nazvo,” Mugabe said.

Mugabe — who apologised for arriving late, saying his departure from New York had been delayed owing to congestion in the airspace — went on to praise the Zanu PF Harare provincial executive as well as war veterans and liberation war collaborators for their work in organising the party.

“I am really sorry that we kept you waiting and arrived this late as there were problems with our travel arrangements.

“However, I know that even if we had arrived much later than this, you would still have waited for me to address you even in the dark,” he said.

Whenever Mugabe either arrives into the country from a foreign trip or is celebrating his birthday, ruling party and government officials make a bee line to the airport to welcome him.

At one point, former Information minister, Webster Shamu, took the bootlicking to another level, describing Mugabe as Cremora (a coffee creamer) before saying he wished he was the nonagenarian’s son.

Comments (28)

Even if they make you appear like a god your days are numbered bob, no amount of bootlicking can change that. You are really a servant in the truest sense, it's unbelievable that you don't love yourself, you're abusing yourself mugabe, you are 92 years old not 42. I wonder if it's fun anymore to be president at that age and considering all the problems facing the country. Shame on you robert!!!!

misty - 26 September 2016

This is year 2016. Zimbabwe was freed 1980. 36 years ago. About half of Zimbabwe's inhabitants support the OPPOSITION PARTIES. Although many people believe that Our President knows everything. But, does our President know : 1. The meaning of " Pasi ne MDC etc,etc, " ? 2. Does our President ever consider the future consequences of his continuing use of this evil slogan" 3 . Is it true that General Solomon Mujuru declared that he was never going to utter the Slogan that says " PASI NA NHINGI ie in reference to any Zimbabwean as he reasonned that the war of Chimurengwa was fought to liberate ALL Zimbabweans not just members of ZANUPF?

Sekuru Ndoronga - 26 September 2016

@ Sekuru Ndoronga, Solomon Mujuru was a trained ZIPRA cadre and this pasi business is a zanu maoist poisoned ideology. Nkomo is on record castigating the use of this pasi this pasi that. I don't know why the press call people like Mugabe nationalists he is neither a nationalist nor a pan Africanist.

Lt General - 26 September 2016

denying pple access to a leader is typical in a case of a kleptocracy. the thieves guys dont want anyone else to have access to the leader for fear they might say something that contradict the lies that the leader is used to.

SaManyika Chaiye - 26 September 2016

Lets register to vote this guy does note seem he wants to leave anoda kusiya madam kana mwana wake but come 2018 hendei tese tinovota musarega kureister register please as advised by Acie Lumumba we need to humiliate him by the ballot

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Ndanakidzwa - 26 September 2016

"...pamberi nemamister edu..., pasi ne....zvitototo..." Words of wisdom from the brightest citizen in the country.......mberi kune rima uku.

Mazano Rewayi - 26 September 2016

Guys yes we must register to vote but I don't see any change through voting.Just listen on what Chihuri said also chiwenga&this old fool Mugabe,,these people are not ready yet to go&they are confident on everything they are doing. The way they talk they just prove that they already won even before elections.They have a new strategy of rigging already. come 2018 we will all cry&they will celebrate. It hates to be a Zimbabwean.Home is best but this is too much??????????????????

matsotsi - 26 September 2016

I am warning the President Robert Mugabe that I will take him to court if he continues to undermine poeple´s rights by statements or slogans such as pasi ne MDC or any other party to speak of. It is the right of any zimbabwean to form, support or participate in any Political Party of their choice. It seems as if it is illegal to have, belong or support a political party other than Zanu PF. It is inferior of a president of many years to steep this low. On what bases has he the right of saying pasi na so and so. This proves that he is such a devilish idiot. No wonder why people such as Lumumba uttered what they uttered though i wouldnt say the same myself. I am demanding of him a stop to such unconstitutional utterances otherwise we meet in court.

Angry whiteHorse - 26 September 2016

This pasi nanhingi mantra has gone too far.How many years now after independence to warrant its incessant usage?The slogan in itself carries barbaric desire to spill blood at any cost.Shame on u blood suckers.

Totorito - 26 September 2016

Mr President RG Mugabe is not a Zimbabwean and so he really does not care about Zimbabwe and its people, we are fighting a an OLD man who is preparing to migrate when our country is in real shambles. 2018 is too far for a change, Kusirikufa ndekupi more fire Ladies and Gentleman Mugabe must go right now not 2018.

gobo - 26 September 2016

MUGABE MUST GO JUST NOW, NOT 2018 MORE FIRE GUYS, LETS PROTEST AND PROTEST AND PROTEST AGAIN UNTIL HE GOES BACK WHERE HE ORIGININATES FROM

gobo - 26 September 2016

lets register in our numbers, if possible in million numbers coz a single vote makes difference coz if votes do not count how did tsvangirai became a prime minister it was through votes . ignore the bucking service chiefs chihuris chiwengwas shiris and zimhondis the moment zec announces that people first or mdc won thats the end of them ndokubhejerai they will gone nomatter what ever their threats are gbagbo went the former ivory coast president musavatye

peacelover - 26 September 2016

lets register in our numbers, if possible in million numbers coz a single vote makes difference coz if votes do not count how did tsvangirai became a prime minister it was through votes . ignore the bucking service chiefs chihuris chiwengwas shiris and zimhondis the moment zec announces that people first or mdc won thats the end of them ndokubhejerai they will gone nomatter what ever their threats are gbagbo went the former ivory coast president musavatye

peacelover - 26 September 2016

lets register in our numbers, if possible in million numbers coz a single vote makes difference coz if votes do not count how did tsvangirai became a prime minister it was through votes . ignore the bucking service chiefs chihuris chiwengwas shiris and zimhondis the moment zec announces that people first or mdc won thats the end of them ndokubhejerai they will gone nomatter what ever their threats are gbagbo went the former ivory coast president musavatye

peacelover - 26 September 2016

lets register in our numbers, if possible in million numbers coz a single vote makes difference coz if votes do not count how did tsvangirai became a prime minister it was through votes . ignore the bucking service chiefs chihuris chiwengwas shiris and zimhondis the moment zec announces that people first or mdc won thats the end of them ndokubhejerai they will gone nomatter what ever their threats are gbagbo went the former ivory coast president musavatye

peacelover - 26 September 2016

Because of such people if I were to travel to a foreign country and get asked where I come from I will definitely say SA or even Mozambique. I have never thought that one day we can have such midgets running affairs in our country. I have nothing more to say: its now beyond my comprehension.

Masamba Akareyo - Tanganda - 26 September 2016

Because of such people if I were to travel to a foreign country and get asked where I come from I will definitely say SA or even Mozambique. I have never thought that one day we can have such midgets running affairs in our country. I have nothing more to say: its now beyond my comprehension.

Masamba Akareyo - Tanganda - 26 September 2016

the only to destroy zanupf is from within.

sir alex - 26 September 2016

Why are we surprised He is the president of ZANU He embarrassed Kasukuwere less than 2 weeks ago now its pamberi naKasukuwere This old man is senile Also wants Zimbabwe out of UN as if he has not done enough damage Pasi naye and Zanu yake

Naphiri Chisayi - 26 September 2016

Why are we surprised He is the president of ZANU He embarrassed Kasukuwere less than 2 weeks ago now its pamberi naKasukuwere This old man is senile Also wants Zimbabwe out of UN as if he has not done enough damage Pasi naye and Zanu yake

Naphiri Chisayi - 26 September 2016

Harahwa iyi hasi haizive kuti all those who worship him only do it so that when they steal and plunder the national resources,he looks the other side.Ende havana ganda kumeso vanhu ve zanu pf they can go to any length to please the nonagenarian as long as it keeps their foul mouths in the feeding trough.Some can maim others,kill innocent citizens,destroy opposition property,rape as long as it keeps them close to unabated corruption,stealing and looting of the state resources with impunity.Shame on you zanu pf cowards.No wonder why why Margaret Dongo called them Mugabe's wive's.They have no principles,no sense of shame,so inhuman

Janana wa Bikaz - 27 September 2016

Harahwa iyi hasi haizive kuti all those who worship him only do it so that when they steal and plunder the national resources,he looks the other side.Ende havana ganda kumeso vanhu ve zanu pf they can go to any length to please the nonagenarian as long as it keeps their foul mouths in the feeding trough.Some can maim others,kill innocent citizens,destroy opposition property,rape as long as it keeps them close to unabated corruption,stealing and looting of the state resources with impunity.Shame on you zanu pf cowards.No wonder why why Margaret Dongo called them Mugabe's wive's.They have no principles,no sense of shame,so inhuman

Janana wa Bikaz - 27 September 2016

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nadeem - 27 September 2016

Zvinopera chete, because we are going to fight for our rights. Gentlemen Chihuri is declaring war with citizens therefore know that the police have become public enemy number one. Kuti zviite mapurisa tichatorova.

ZVINOERA - 27 September 2016

Idiots waiting to shake Mugabe's hand in order to eat. They are not producing anything and this is their only way to make a living but they don't seem to notice how fast it is coming to an end. Very soon they will be like us. The parasitic evil murderous gang led by an old man who likes travelling and speaking nonsense. Shame stereki.

truth - 27 September 2016

Chinobururuka chinomhara shungu dzerwizi dzakazova gungwa.We to seasons the season to rule and the season to be ruled.Yeah lets go and vote in numbers we can win the elections if protests are ineffective

Lewistar wa Lewistar - 29 September 2016

Chinobururuka chinomhara shungu dzerwizi dzakazova gungwa.We to seasons the season to rule and the season to be ruled.Yeah lets go and vote in numbers we can win the elections if protests are ineffective

Lewistar wa Lewistar - 29 September 2016

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