Team Gamatox versus team Zvipfukuto

HARARE - As President Robert Mugabe chairs an explosive Zanu PF politburo meeting today, the social media has gone viral with some going to the extent of setting up imaginary football line-ups.

In the joke which has become popular with social media users, two teams named Chipfukuto — Weevils (the Emmerson Mnangagwa) faction clashes  with the Gamatox team (Joice Mujuru faction) in the battle for honours at the December Congress in Harare.

The match is scheduled for December 5 and the referee is Mugabe himself assisted by war veterans Jabulani Sibanda and Joseph Chinotimba.

In the popular joke, the teams are lining up as follows:

TEAM GAMATOX

1. Joice Mujuru
2. Simon Khaya-Moyo
3. Didymus Mutasa
4. Sydney Sekeramayi
5. Dzikamai Mavhaire
6. Webster Shamu
7. Nicholas Goche
8. Ray Kaukonde
9. Amos Midzi
10. Francis Nhema
11. Temba Mliswa

TEAM ZVIPFUKUTO

1. Grace Mugabe
2. Emmerson
   Mnangagwa
3. Oppah Muchinguri
4. Obert Mpofu
5. Ignatius Chombo
6. Saviour Kasukuwere
7. Patrick Chinamasa
8. Josiah Hungwe
9. Jonathan Moyo
10. Phillip Chiyangwa
11. Patrick Zhuwawo

 

Comments (9)

Gamatox inenge yakati simbei.

selele - 24 October 2014

Gamatox inenge yakati simbei.

selele - 24 October 2014

Leave our dear Sekeremai out of this. He is not part of the nonsense. He belongs to no faction. Let those idiots kill each other and Cde Sekeremai will have the last laugh.

MaMoyo - 24 October 2014

Neni ndisina Factionalism ndingatoenda hangu kune yamai Mujuru ndiyo isina corruption yakanyanya .Iyo inoti Gire,Mpofu a fly by night billionaire,Chiyangwa,Chombo Mr Harare ahhhhh ngaigare zvayo iyoyo ndeye mbavha

gamatox - 24 October 2014

Final Results Gamatox 1 Zvipfukuto 0 3-2 Pamakona kicks

lee moyo - 24 October 2014

Team Gamatox inetumbavha timu zvipfukuto ine mazvimbavha.

Bhora mughedhi - 24 October 2014

Tarisai Mbavha dziri ku team Zvipfukuto. Nyika inoparara ne mbavha idzi

KTM - 25 October 2014

hehehe....timu timu ndikusetere timu...haaaaaa ndikusetere timu.... we used to chant this happily at school while hailing our able players...so anaGamatox and Zwifukutho, are your players able...

mina qobo lwami - 26 October 2014

Aaaaa zvipfukuto iyo inoti kana yoona bhora rondogoweswa inonhonga bhora yotiza naro kunze kwegedhi. Mubati we bhora pagedhe DR Gire anovava kumadhifenda zvokuti vanotorinhonga votiza naro kudze. Havana chanzi kana imwe zvayo nokuti madhifenda vana jonzo vanotanga kudya maorengi vakaokera gamatoxi yakananga mugedhi. Gamatoxi 10, Zvipfukuto 0.

KOKONYA - 28 October 2014

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