Dear future husband

HARARE - I am just checking in as your Missus, pronounced m?s?z to give you an insight on how you are the luckiest dude around because I make you happy.

By now we both know that you are not a loser, because I do not do losers, yes I have dated some idiots in the past that broke my heart, but I have also done my share of breaking hearts, lots of them.

Do not worry I have totally given mine to you. It is because of your good looks, how you dress your well-built body, how you look and smell so fresh I let my guard down.

Maybe I know you, maybe I don’t, maybe we once crossed paths and exchanged glances or waited side by side for the traffic light to turn green, either way let’s get this show on the road.

I want to assure you that you have signed up for happiness, our  home is going to be full of laughter, being with me means you have a good sense of humour  and like being silly as I do.

Now, you should know that I am your ultimate partner, in shenanigans and in serious stuff as well. I will be your gaming partner, your movie buddy, your drinking mate, your golf partner, your travel companion and your nurse, oh and mother of your children, with God’s blessing.

We will dance to rock music, and go on adventures, we will sky dive and go bungee jumping, together.

By now you know that I am not domesticated and you have put up with that, and you love me for the ride or die chick that I am. I am not saying that I will not take care of our home, I will and to your satisfaction. 

Kudos to the confident, liberal man that you are, as you are attracted to highly-opinionated females like me.

I have many talents, speaking more than four languages including French, so I got it covered for when we go to fancy French restaurants, which we will definitely do, I will take the liberty to order for us.

Oh by the way, I am going to call you using many pet names; Hun, Boo, Beau, Chouchou, Schatzi, Babe being some of them depending on my mood.

I love being spoiled and treated like a queen, please note: I have never been a gold digger, but always celebrated my independence, but now that we have found each other and that I am your wife I deserve the finer things in life, so you need to be a hard worker.

I want to make this point clear, I will trust you but if you ever lie to me I will figure it out. I am a journo and I will know. When push comes to shove, I will use my technowhiz abilities to track you but I hope it won’t have to get to that.

See, your wife here will not make you abandon your boys, and I also hope you won’t expect me to abandon my chikas, we will give each other space to spend time with them and may have to host them.

Knowing that we are both Christians, I expect you to observe the basic principles of Christianity.

Guess what, I want to be friends with your momma because it will be no use competing for your attention, we both love you. And being the man you are, you were probably raised by a good woman, one that I will get along with for that matter.

I want to be by your right hand, and you will want me to be there because I will always keep up appearances.

And finally yes we will have a wedding not necessarily at the beginning of our marriage but it shall happen. I will have to save more for later and for our pillow talk.

Yours Bridget Mananavire


    Comments (3)

    Dear future wife just listen to yourself; "... I am your wife I deserve the finer things in life, so you need to be a hard worker..." Ooooh suck! Wife, you just sound like one of those Thai -Vendas, who want it easy on the sweat of someone else. Last time I met this one Thai- Venda who said exactly the same words: "...I love you but you have to work very hard..."Well, I said to myself, I have been working very hard all my life to be as I am and my back already needs repairs, just how harder do I have to crack it to please this pair of legs? I caught wind this one was a Thai -Venda, so breaking her heart was not an option. So dear future wife, I hear this kinda language, I can tell the Thai -Venda talked to you before you wrote to me, or you are her siamese twin.I guesse I just have to break your heart all the same. Wife,Pse note . I have nothing against cross breeds between Thailanders and the Venda folks. Its the women who sell the top portion of their legs I hate . Ma "Thai- Venda"

    husband - 10 June 2014

    cute, funny, just for the lol i guess.

    cute - 10 June 2014

    Bridge u doing gr8. keep up the good work.who wd have thought. big ups Bridge

    francis - 3 December 2014

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